An Unofficial Fan Guide

Jasper'sIn the spirit of fun (and very strong drinks)

A quick-reference drink guide written by the people who keep coming back. Find the mood, find the drink. The pours are heavy — pace yourself, friend.

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  • Lavender Squeeze

    Uncle Val's Gin, lemon, lavender, sugar rim

    MoodYou journaled this morning and want a drink that matches your linen outfit.

  • French Gimlet

    Uncle Val's Gin, St. Germain, lime

    MoodYou're pretending you summer in Provence. Pinky out.

  • Sour Apple Martini

    Sour apple schnapps, Smirnoff Vodka, cherry

    MoodIt's 2004, you're at the mall, and you have zero regrets.

  • Pomegranate Martini

    Smirnoff Vodka, real pomegranate, lemon, sugar rim

    MoodYou read one article about antioxidants and now this counts as wellness.

  • Lemon Drop Martini

    Chilled Smirnoff Citrus, lemonade, sugar rim

    MoodSunshine in a glass for when life handed you the wrong lemons.

  • Henny Sidecar

    Hennessy V.S. Cognac, Gran Gala, splash of sour

    MoodYou want to feel like you closed a deal, even if you didn't.

  • Manhattan

    Bulleit Rye, sweet vermouth, bitters

    MoodGrown. Seasoned. Slightly tired of everyone's nonsense.

  • Espresso Martini

    Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka, espresso cold brew, coffee liquor

    MoodDinner ran long and you refuse to call it a night.